from Theories, released October 27, 2015
Did you ever tell em how you wound up in that chair?
Did you sneak in the lair while the king wasn't there?
Did you make them all aware sometimes life isn't fair
When you slaughtered the heir though he asked to be spared

Did you make em think that god had something on his mind?
Did he make a design that went outside the lines?
For when danger shows a sign and you leave me to die
I'll rehearse all my lines just one more time

I really don't know
(What else can I say?)
I'm just not sure
I wasn't involved
(Could have been a knife)
It could have been anyone

Well the way things go are you so surprised
Mr. Universe had us hypnotized?
Did you still love him when he blew that lid?
Well rumor has it that the concubine did.

How can disaster seem so divine?
Why am I waiting on bad fortune?
Burnt to the ground but everything's fine
'Cause every mistake you make is mine

Swallow your fears now here we go
Can I ask who's calling?
Who wants to know?
I've got a man who's not quite right in the head
Did you mean to try calling the cops instead?
Doctor don't lock him in an institution
If you want home care there's only one solution
Teach your man life isn't fair
Everybody knows but no one cares

How can disaster seem so divine?
Why am I waiting on bad fortune?
Burnt to the ground but everything's fine
'Cause every mistake you make is mine

Did you tell em bout the promises you're gonna break?
All the choices you'll make and the steps that you'll take
to ensure that what's at stake are the things you'll forsake
Big surprise that the snake will turn out to be fake

Think about consequences that you'll leave
When you con and deceive and the people believe
Sure that they're the ones to grieve over what you achieve
All the plans you conceive and the plots that you weave.

I really don't know
(What else can I say?)
I'm just not sure
I wasn't involved
(Could have lost my life)
It could have been anyone

Well the way things go are you so surprised
Mr. Universe had us hypnotized?
Did you still love him when he let you down?
(Well rumor has it what goes around comes around.)

How can disaster seem so divine?
Why am I waiting on bad fortune?
Burnt to the ground but everything's fine
'Cause every mistake you make is mine

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